"I solemnly swear that I am up to no good."

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Wed, 22 May 2013 01:53:15 -0400

imagine being tumblr famous

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:38 -0400

getting 161845285 questions a day

everyone reblogging your posts

everyone liking and reblogging your photos saying how good you look

losing 1 follower and not caring cos you have like 5000

being able to say whatever the fuck you want because everyone loves you

roseeclipse: Between my love for Jack Frost of Rise of the Guardians and Captain Jim Kirk of Star...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:33 -0400

roseeclipse:

Between my love for Jack Frost of Rise of the Guardians and Captain Jim Kirk of Star Trek…Chris Pine, what are you doing to me?!

Captain Killer Blue Eyes, I implore you, my fangirl hormones can’t take it anymore.

k: dialupmodem: car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:41:05 -0400

k: dialupmodem: car0line127: kittencas: jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:...:

dialupmodem:

car0line127:

kittencas:

jaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaackson:

bellatirx:

batmansbutt:

percybeth:

i was going to the bathroom when

i’ve been staring at this for like five minutes and i can’t figure out if that’s a toilet or some kind of sink with…

watchtheskytonight: oh my god, that was really violent iF YOU...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:39:57 -0400

watchtheskytonight:

oh my god, that was really violent

iF YOU SAY ONE MORE TIME THAT FEMALE MARVEL CHARACTERS AREN’T INTERESTING ENOUGH I WILL DANGLE YOU OFF THE ROOF OF YOUR HOUSE FROM MY BRA STRAP

With our backs to the wall, darkness would fallWe never quite...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:39:53 -0400

With our backs to the wall, darkness would fall
We never quite thought we could loose it all
Ready aim fire, Ready aim fire
An empire’s falling just one day
You close your eyes and the glory fades
Ready aim fire, Ready aim fire away
Ready aim fire, Ready aim fire away

sadjewishprincess: Michael has so many pictures of his kids,...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:39:03 -0400

sadjewishprincess:

Michael has so many pictures of his kids, he had to get two phones, with two numbers, and he pays two bills. He’s just so happy to have a family plan.

I cried

atomicblonde: W H A T

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:43 -0400

atomicblonde:

W H A T

When I'm hungry

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:35 -0400

laugh-addict:

I don’t care what I look like

Eating > anything else.

iimyourcherrybomb: cherry bomb

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:25 -0400

iimyourcherrybomb:

cherry bomb

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:38:17 -0400

craftyjai: ride-the-vibes: This is JASON FYLES and he goes to...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:34:45 -0400

craftyjai:

ride-the-vibes:

This is JASON FYLES and he goes to my university (Newcastle University, North East of England) He is 19 years old, 5’8, ginger hair and slim. He was last seen in the Sandyford area at 2:45am on Thursday morning and has not been seen since. He was wearing a blue shirt, grey cardigan, beige chinos and brown ankle boots. Everyone in uni is so worried about him along with his family and friends. We are coming together as a university to appeal for his safe return. It is thought that he lost his friends on the night out and tried to make his way back by himself. Please, I am begging for you to REBLOG THIS, even if you don’t live in Newcastle, or England. Every REBLOG means that someone else will see his face, they will know who we are looking for, and your followers could be the one to know his whereabouts. Stay safe Jason, we’re looking for you.
THIS WILL NOT RUIN YOUR BLOG!

Local news report

PLEASE. Nobody reblogged my own post on this which I posted an hour or so ago so I’m wondering if nobody will now. This guy is my friend. If I have ever sent you a nice ask or reblogged something of yours and it made you happy for a second (or even if I haven’t; this is about helping him, not doing me a favour) for God’s sake just help now, help to find my friend Jason. You want me to make him human to you?

Once we all grew beans in pots as part of a Biology experiment- the experiment failed miserably and made the whole lab stink, but his was the only bean that grew and he was actually pretty proud about it

He learned to knit as part of a school project where he had to learn a creative skill, and when a couple of people teased him about it he said “gender is a social construct” and carried on knitting like a badass

He loves the scene in The Great Gatsby where Gatsby throws all his silk shirts around and he and I used to giggle over it together

Once I asked him if he had a string of tinsel I could use in a photoshoot and he brought me a big cardboard box full of tinsel and fairy lights because he’s a helpful and lovely guy

He’s HUMAN and he needs our HELP and just PLEASE PLEASE FUCKING REBLOG THIS??? He’s been missing for four days now- when he went missing he would have been wearing his contact lenses and he won’t have had his (very thick) glasses with him so by now he’ll have had to take his contacts out and throw them away and he won’t be able to see well and oh God just please signal boost this

theravioliyoyo: nefariousoverlord: jaclcfrost: spike and dimitri are twins and i don’t know who...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:33:59 -0400

theravioliyoyo:

nefariousoverlord:

jaclcfrost:

spike and dimitri are twins

and i don’t know who they’re related to

neither do we

go on

I just kind of loved how this movie basically said ‘two strange men are living in our flower pots and we have no idea where they came from but they’re family’

I remember this scene! I was laughing so hard about it.

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Wed, 22 May 2013 00:31:54 -0400

xhaymitch: not with that theme

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:49 -0400

xhaymitch:

not with that theme

alrights: alrights: alrights: help im broke i spent all my money on coffee jk i have 5 more...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:26:43 -0400

alrights:

alrights:

alrights:

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

jk i have 5 more dollars just enough for another coffee

help im broke i spent all my money on coffee

notahoe: there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:23:34 -0400

notahoe:

there are like 3 or 4 songs in my itunes library that make me go from depressed young adult to full on stripper in 0.02 seconds

kriisykins: Lol I did it guise!!I was gonna make his mouth...

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:57 -0400

kriisykins:

Lol I did it guise!!
I was gonna make his mouth move, but that’s a lot of editing, and I’m a lazy photoshopper. <3

Nat (c) C2ndy2c1d

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore

Wed, 22 May 2013 00:22:36 -0400

me half-way through shaving one leg: i dont want to do this anymore